Role Actor Character       Melvin P. Thorp Doug Baird A fanatical TV host Miss Mona Stangley Linda McKee The Whorehouse Madam Sheriff Earl Dodd Lawrence-Michael C. Arias The town Sheriff Angel  Molly Gazay A hardened city prostitute C.J. Scruggs Doug Hughes An insurance salesman  Mayor Rufus Poindexter Bill Rodriguez The town mayor and auto dealer Senator Wingwoah Larry Raboy A Texas Senator Shy  Valerie Bubb An inexperienced, gawky farmgirl Band Leader Michael Geffex Cameo Doasty Mae  Ana Williams A wise-cracking waitress at the Texas Twinkle Cafe Edsel Mackey Eddie Gilbert The local newspaper editor Governor Aaron Weisberg The Governor of Texas Jewel Terri Weitze The Chicken Ranch maid Linda Lou Kady Segretto Mona's Girl Dawn Jillian Toby Mona's Girl Ginger Krystin Skidmore Mona's Girl Ruby Rae Heidi Schrupp Mona's Girl Beatrice Shelby Kahn Mona's Girl Miss Wulla Jean Ana Williams Started the chicken ranch Aggies, Reporters, Townspeople David Baugher Jeremiah Clauss Eddie Gilbert Bill Rodriguez Sergio Pena